About The Unexplained
Unveiling the truth since 1947 (or so we claim)
Our Mission
At The Unexplained Company, we're dedicated to bringing you the stories they don't want you to hear. Whether it's alien visitations disguised as weather balloons, secret government agencies that don't exist (but definitely do), or the truth about why your socks disappear in the dryer, we're on the case.
Our team of investigative journalists, conspiracy theorists, and that guy who swears he saw Bigfoot work tirelessly to uncover the unexplainable, the unbelievable, and occasionally, the completely fabricated.
Our Dubious History
The Beginning
Founded in a basement (or possibly a secret underground bunker) in 1947, The Unexplained Company began when our founder, Dr. Harold "Harry" Conspiracy, witnessed what he described as "definitely aliens and not a weather balloon" over Roswell, New Mexico. Armed with nothing but a tape recorder and an overactive imagination, Harry started the world's first paranormal radio show.
Modern Era
Today, we've expanded beyond radio to digital media, podcasts, and telepathic transmissions (still in beta testing). Our headquarters, located at an undisclosed location (definitely not the office park at 123 Main Street), houses our state-of-the-art equipment for detecting ghosts, aliens, and government spies who keep leaving suspicious "parking tickets" on our company vehicles.
The Truth Seekers
Dr. Illuminata Jones
CEO & Chief Conspiracy Officer
With three PhDs (none of which can be verified), Dr. Jones leads our company with the iron fist of someone who has seen too much. She claims to have been abducted by aliens seventeen times, but "only the good ones."
Agent X
Head of Investigations
No one knows Agent X's real name, face, or species. All correspondence happens through coded messages left in the office refrigerator. Has a remarkable talent for finding conspiracies in local zoning board meetings.
Dave "The Moon Truther" Miller
Senior Radio Host
Dave has been with us for 30 years, hosting our flagship show "Midnight Mysteries." He firmly believes the moon is actually a hologram and will challenge anyone who says otherwise to a debate. No one has taken him up on this offer.
Join The Truth Movement
Ready to have your mind blown by theories that may or may not have any basis in reality? Tune into our radio shows, read our news, and remember: just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you (but it also doesn't mean they are).
Disclaimer: The Unexplained Company is a satirical media outlet. Any resemblance to actual conspiracy theories, paranormal phenomena, or government cover-ups is purely coincidental (or is it?). No tinfoil hats were harmed in the making of this website.